For grown-ups

Take the Playhouse home

Tees and plush for the kids, the stories in print, and the narrator reading them out loud. Parent purchases, no kid accounts.

Merch

Merch

Wear the Playhouse. Sizes run kid-small to grown-up-large.

Kernel tee · grown-ups

$28

Same tee, grown-up sizes, for the ones who booked the night.

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Electric cap

$24

Electric blue with a Kernel patch. One size, adjustable.

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boing!

Sticker sheet

$6

Kiss-cut: both Kernels, boing!, the glasses, the wordmark. Waterproof.

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FRESH POPPED

Popcorn bags · 12-pack

$12

The striped Treat Bar bag, for movie nights we don’t cater.

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Kernel plush

$22

Ten inches of popped kernel, glasses stitched on. Machine washable.

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Books & magazines

Books & magazines

The stories, in print. Read-aloud picture books and a quarterly activity magazine.

Kernel’s Pop-Up PlayhouseTHE GREAT TURN-TAKING MIX-UP

The Great Turn-Taking Mix-Up

$14.99

Episode one as a 32-page read-aloud picture book. Ages 5–8.

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PAUSEPLANPLAYSeason OneEIGHT STORIES · ONE PLAYHOUSE

Season One · 8-book set

$69

All eight stories in a slipcase, plus the turn token from episode one.

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Audiobooks

Audiobooks

The narrator reads Kernel’s stories. Download, play on the way to the show.

EPISODE ONE · 6 MIN

Audiobook · Episode one

$3.99

The Great Turn-Taking Mix-Up, read by the narrator. 6 minutes. MP3 download.

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SEASON ONE · 50 MIN

Audiobook · Season one

$14.99

All eight stories with the companion shorts. About 50 minutes. MP3 download.

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